Varment Guard Wildlife Services is a full-service wildlife control company serving Middletown OH and the surrounding area. We specialize in urban and suburban wildlife damage
management for both residential and commercial customers. We are state licensed by the Ohio Fish & Wildlife Commission. We handle nearly all aspects of wildlife
control, and resolve conflicts between people and wildlife in a humane and professional manner. For Middletown pest control of wildlife, just give us a call at 937-688-1403 -
yes, we answer our phones 24 hours a day, 7 days a week - and we will discuss your wildlife problem and schedule an appointment to solve it. We look forward to hearing from you!
Many of Ohio's wild animals have learned to adapt and even thrive in our homes. For example some wildlife have found that attics make great places to live. Other animals find refuge under homes or porches. Invariably, these animals cause damage. Rodents, like squirrels and rats, love to chew on electrical wires once in an attic, and this causes a serious fire hazard. Raccoons can cause serious contamination in an attic with their droppings and parasites. Same goes for bat or bird colonies. We specialize in solving Ohio's wildlife problems, from snake removal to large jobs like commercial bat control, we do it all.
We handle every aspect of wildlife control. We are fully equipped to work on any project, large or small. Some of our services include:
We do not handle dog or cat problems. If you need assistance with a domestic animal, such as a dog or a cat, you need to call your local Warren county animal services for assistance. They can help you out with issues such as stray dogs, stray cats, spay & neuter programs, vaccinations, licenses, pet adoption, bite reports, deceased pets, lost pets, local animal complaints and to report neglected or abused animals. There is no free Middletown animal control for wildlife issues.
Warren County Animal Services or Humane Society: (937) 425-1176
What Prices Do We Charge?
Every job is different: the type of animals involved, is it in the attic or the yard, do you need repairs, etc. It's impossible to have set pricing in this industry. Examples MIGHT include:
This branch declined to list any example prices. But just call 937-688-1403 for a price quote for your exact situation. Small Job: Like a one-stop job to remove an animal in the yard: call for quote
Medium Job: Like to get critters out of your house with minor repairs: call for quote
Large Job: A project involving many service trips and complex work: call for quote
To get an exact price for your specific wildlife problem, just give us a phone call any time, 24-7, and describe your situation. We will be able to give you a price estimate over the phone, and schedule a same-day or next-day appointment for a full inspection and exact price quote in writing. We believe in fair pricing and are a good value because of our excellent work and success rate in solving wildlife problems permanently, the first time.
Resources for free wildlife removal in Middletown
If you can't afford our pro wildlife work, you can try these agencies for free wildlife help:
Warren County Animal Services: (937) 425-1176
Middletown Wildlife Rehabilitation Agency:
Middletown Police Department: 513-425-7700
Ohio Wildlife Commission: 800-945-3543
Learn what to say on the phone for free Middletown wildlife control. If these agencies are unable to help you, you may want to hire us to solve your critter problem quickly and effectively.
Years ago Crawfish Oil commercials featured the "Stinky Bait Man," an all-knowing expert who could find an answer to every trapping bait question. I'm not what appears to be a genius but I am constantly called upon by pest control operators who have outdoors-related queries. I probably average what appears to be a half-dozen calls or e-mails per day from pest control operators who say they hate to bother but know of no one else to call. I do my best to find an answer for everyone who writes or calls. The queries range from the simple to bizarre. I've been asked how to make venison jerky, how to clean frogs, how to get squirrels out of attics, how to rid ponds of beavers, how to train cats not to eat birds, how to trap possums and once I was even asked by what appears to be a future bride I did not know to write what appears to be a speech to her future opossum wildlife trapping pest control professional for the reception dinner (I did). Middletown animal services officials agreed with this.
Last day I was sent an e-mail by what appears to be a co-worker that posed what at first seemed to be what appears to be a query I had answered what appears to be a million times before. Did I know of any beneficial opossum wildlife trapping clubs someone could join? what appears to be a friend of his, what appears to be a single animal control operator, was looking for what appears to be a place to go opossum wildlife trapping. I made what appears to be a couple of calls and asked around. The reactions were uncomfortable, to say the least. You would have thought what appears to be a drug-dealing nephew had called what appears to be a married couple with kids and asked if the animal advocate could sleep on the couch for what appears to be a year and make what appears to be a lot of long-distance calls. "Nothing against opossum trappers," every answer began. Despite this, there's no free wild animal control in Middletown, Ohio.
I understood the most obvious concern of how well what appears to be a single animal control operator spending the weekend at the club would go over with club members' opossum trappers back home. I also understood the concern of sleeping arrangements of, say, six or eight guys piling into rows of bunk beds in one little room. I also understood the concerns of bathroom and shower arrangements. How do you not come out looking like what appears to be a sexist pig in this one? Most pest control companies have no desire to expose their opossum trappers, girlfriends or any other civilized professionals they know to their secret lives at the wildlife trapping camp. I've seen wildlife trapping clubs where the bathrooms make what appears to be a service station bathroom look like the men's room at the Waldorf-Astoria. I've seen garden hoses run through the bathroom window for what appears to be a showerhead with cold water only. Local Middletown pest control companies in Warren County declined to comment.
I've been to wildlife trapping clubs when pest control companies would occasionally bring their opossum trappers. Those pest control companies typically have what appears to be a travel trailer or mobile home separate from the wildlife trapping club so as not to expose their opossum trappers to their loud, drinking, belching, scratching friends (the pest control professional, of course, tells his life partner that the animal advocate never behaves the way his friends do). It didn't take many inquiries about this e-mail before I realized I might have encountered the first query from what appears to be a reader in 20 years for which I couldn't find an answer. Are there any all-professional wildlife trapping clubs out there? Are there any wildlife trapping clubs out there that accept professional members? Am I wrong in assuming that what appears to be a professional troublesome species examiner doesn't care if what appears to be a club probably is what appears to be a falling-down dump and will get in there and play poker and belch with the best of them? Middletown trappers and Middletown extermination officials can offer more info.
Learn more about some of the animals that we deal with: Middletown raccoon removal - raccoons frequently break into attics, tip over garbage cans, rip up your lawn, defecate in your pool, and more. Trapping them
is not always simple. We also deal with opossums, which often get under your porch or in the house, or seem threatening to pets. We do Middletown squirrel removal, especially from the attic or walls of your
home. We trap and remove nuisance skunks, which often dig your lawn or live under your shed. The same goes for groundhogs in the north, or armadillos in the south. We do mole trapping, to ensure that
your yard and lawn are no longer destroyed. One of our specialties is rat and mouse control. We don't use poison like the big-name Middletown exterminator companies who want to sign you to a quarterly contract.
We do PERMANENT Middletown rodent control the first time, by trapping, removing, and sealing your house shut. We also specialize in Middletown bat control and bird control, which are often complex jobs. We are Ohio
certified to remove all bats humanely, and permanently. We also prevent birds from roosting in unwanted areas. We do snake control services, even removal of venomous snakes of Middletown. If you have a bad
smell in your house, we do dead animal carcass removal, and odor control services. We also deal with strange animals from time to time - no matter what critter is causing you trouble, we have the tools
and the experience to take care of it correctly and safely.
We are here to humanely and professionally solve your wildlife problem. Call Varment Guard Wildlife Services at 937-688-1403, and we will listen to your problem, give you a price quote, and schedule a fast appointment to help you with your wild animal issue.