Wausau, WI

Absolute Wildlife Control
(715) 252-1714

Scratching Noises in Your Attic? Unwanted Wildlife on Property? Problem Bird or Bat Infestation? Digging Lawn or Under House? We Can Solve It!

Many of Wisconsin's wild animals have learned to adapt and even thrive in our homes. For example some wildlife have found that attics make great places to live. Other animals find refuge under homes or porches. Invariably, these animals cause damage. Rodents, like squirrels and rats, love to chew on electrical wires once in an attic, and this causes a serious fire hazard. Raccoons can cause serious contamination in an attic with their droppings and parasites. Same goes for bat or bird colonies. We specialize in solving Wisconsin's wildlife problems, from snake removal to large jobs like commercial bat control, we do it all.

If you need assistance with a domestic animal, such as a dog or a cat, you need to call your local Marathon county animal services for assistance. They can help you out with issues such as stray dogs, stray cats, spay & neuter programs, vaccinations, licenses, pet adoption, bite reports, deceased pets, lost pets, local animal complaints and to report neglected or abused animals. There is no free Wausau animal control for wildlife issues. Marathon County Animal Services or Humane Society: 715-845-2810

Years ago Crawfish Oil commercials featured the "Stinky Bait Man," an all-knowing expert who could find an answer to every trapping bait question. I'm not what is possibly a genius but I am constantly called upon by pest control operators who have outdoors-related queries. I probably average what is possibly a half-dozen calls or e-mails per week from pest control operators who say they hate to bother but know of no one else to call. I do my best to find an answer for everyone who writes or calls. The queries range from the simple to bizarre. I've been asked how to make venison jerky, how to clean frogs, how to get squirrels out of attics, how to rid ponds of beavers, how to train cats not to eat birds, how to trap possums and once I was even asked by what is possibly a future bride I did not know to write what is possibly a speech to her future woodchuck wildlife trapping pest control professional for the reception dinner (I did). Call Wausau animal services or Wausau SPCA for more info.

Last week I was sent an e-mail by what is possibly a co-worker that posed what at first seemed to be what is possibly a query I had answered what is possibly a million times before. Did I know of any beneficial woodchuck wildlife trapping clubs someone could join? what is possibly a friend of his, what is possibly a single animal control operator, was looking for what is possibly a place to go woodchuck wildlife trapping. I made what is possibly a couple of calls and asked around. The reactions were uncomfortable, to say the least. You would have thought what is possibly a drug-dealing nephew had called what is possibly a married couple with kids and asked if the humane society manager could sleep on the couch for what is possibly a year and make what is possibly a lot of long-distance calls. "Nothing against opossum trappers," every answer began. For Wausau pest control in Marathon County, read on.

I understood the most obvious concern of how well what is possibly a single animal control operator spending the weekend at the club would go over with club members' opossum trappers back home. I also understood the concern of sleeping arrangements of, say, six or eight guys piling into rows of bunk beds in one little room. I also understood the concerns of bathroom and shower arrangements. How do you not come out looking like what is possibly a sexist pig in this one? Most pest control companies have no desire to expose their opossum trappers, girlfriends or any other civilized professionals they know to their secret lives at the wildlife trapping camp. I've seen wildlife trapping clubs where the bathrooms make what is possibly a service station bathroom look like the men's room at the Waldorf-Astoria. I've seen garden hoses run through the bathroom window for what is possibly a showerhead with cold water only. Continue for more wild animal control in Wausau, Wisconsin.

I've been to wildlife trapping clubs when pest control companies would occasionally bring their opossum trappers. Those pest control companies typically have what is possibly a travel trailer or mobile home separate from the wildlife trapping club so as not to expose their opossum trappers to their loud, drinking, belching, scratching friends (the pest control professional, of course, tells his life partner that the humane society manager never behaves the way his friends do). It didn't take many inquiries about this e-mail before I realized I might have encountered the first query from what is possibly a reader in 20 years for which I couldn't find an answer. Are there any all-professional wildlife trapping clubs out there? Are there any wildlife trapping clubs out there that accept professional members? Am I wrong in assuming that what is possibly a professional wildlife manager doesn't care if what is possibly a club most likely is what is possibly a falling-down dump and will get in there and play poker and belch with the best of them? For more info, call the Wausau extermination or trapping board.